Top 10 Reasons Dorothy was greeted as a liberator...and Bush wasn't
by William Domingo, Mon Jul 25, 2005 at 07:21:24 PM EST
- The Wicked Witch of the East actually HAD weapons of mass destruction.
- Local contracts were awarded to the Lullaby League and the Lollipop Guild, not Halliburton.
- Dorothy apologized for her misuse of the House's powers.
- Evil oppressor legally verified as "really most sincerely dead" rather than "maybe dead."
- Dorothy got it that she wasn't in Kansas any more.
- Dorothy didn't take Toto with her just because he was Prime Minister.
- Dorothy didn't jail Munchkins and make them blow each other for the cameras.
- Dorothy had no interest in stealing the Munchkin's oil.
- Dorothy wasn't taking orders from either the one with no brain or the one with no heart.
- Dorothy didn't kill 100,000 civilian Munchkins, smirk, and then go on about her deep respect for life.
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